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GOLDEN TOILET SEAT
By Guy Moore
Push! Your, nostrils, in! Because! Your, feet! Stink!
I'm, hairy! Not, hilarious...
From the, mentor! To, destructor!
Dead, skeletor! Life, vibrator...
Suicidal! At, seventeen! Cousin! Can't, keep, up!
From the, self! Creator...
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Someone! Likes, water! Melon... Someone, doesn't!
Demon! For the, day...
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The, wolf! Has, become! The, mass!
The, sheep! Has, become! The, wolf!
The, wolf! Has, become! The, sheep...
Were we, ever! Innocent? Definitely! Asleep...
...
My (your), parents, fucking! In the, caravan...
While! I'm (you're), awake! Smell, that! Feel, that!
Sweat! Rocks... Back! And, fourth...
Your, holiday, dream! Is a, bloody, incestuous! Scream!
A, sperm! Filled... Nightmare!
With a, broken, arm! In a, sling! For, extra! Charm...
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My, tummy's! A, nightmare!
A, teddy, bear! For, teddy, Roosevelt!
Da! Get, rid! Of that, vinegar!
"Your, thing!" You're, so! Embarrassing...
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Old, blue! Horn... Light, blue! Diamond...
With a, vertical! Black, slit!
High, cultured! No! Class...
With a, black, brow! And, black, lash!
Here's the, back, lash! It's a, flashback!
...
There's, got! To, be! A, bong!
At the, end! Of this, tunnel!
From the, natural! Casual... Let the, birth! Begin...
Perseverance! The, point!
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She's a, creepy! Shiny, surface!
Holding! An, award... For a, slimy! Nasty...
Creepy, purpose! You're, such! A, flake...
So, fucking, fake!
My (her/your), every! Decision... A, mistake!
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Multi! Media... Social, engineering, genocide!
...
Different! Answer... Different, day!
What, we! Don't! Know...
All! The, souls! He, saves! Why! I, pray...
Heads! Or, tales? I'm, gonna! Like, it...
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Buddha! Protected! By the, naga! Encased! In, scales...
I've, got! A, gold, award! A, statue!
And, lots! Of, applause!
Nice, shirt! Nice, shoes! Bogan, thugs! Gone, gay!
Turn! A, set, back! Into a, set, up!
Give, 'em! The, toilet, seat! Gimme! That...
Toilet, seat! (A) trophy! To, keep! Trophy! To, beat!
My, chest! Is, sore... (the/my) Golden! Toilet, seat!
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