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GOLDEN TOILET SEAT

By Guy Moore

Push! Your, nostrils, in! Because! Your, feet! Stink!

I'm, hairy! Not, hilarious...

From the, mentor! To, destructor!

Dead, skeletor! Life, vibrator...

Suicidal! At, seventeen! Cousin! Can't, keep, up!

From the, self! Creator...

...

Someone! Likes, water! Melon... Someone, doesn't!

Demon! For the, day...

...

The, wolf! Has, become! The, mass!

The, sheep! Has, become! The, wolf!

The, wolf! Has, become! The, sheep...

Were we, ever! Innocent? Definitely! Asleep...

...

My (your), parents, fucking! In the, caravan...

While! I'm (you're), awake! Smell, that! Feel, that!

Sweat! Rocks... Back! And, fourth...

Your, holiday, dream! Is a, bloody, incestuous! Scream!

A, sperm! Filled... Nightmare!

With a, broken, arm! In a, sling! For, extra! Charm...

...

My, tummy's! A, nightmare!

A, teddy, bear! For, teddy, Roosevelt!

Da! Get, rid! Of that, vinegar!

"Your, thing!" You're, so! Embarrassing...

...


Old, blue! Horn... Light, blue! Diamond...

With a, vertical! Black, slit!

High, cultured! No! Class...

With a, black, brow! And, black, lash!

Here's the, back, lash! It's a, flashback!

...

There's, got! To, be! A, bong!

At the, end! Of this, tunnel!

From the, natural! Casual... Let the, birth! Begin...

Perseverance! The, point!

...

She's a, creepy! Shiny, surface!

Holding! An, award... For a, slimy! Nasty...

Creepy, purpose! You're, such! A, flake...

So, fucking, fake!

My (her/your), every! Decision... A, mistake!

...

Multi! Media... Social, engineering, genocide!

...

Different! Answer... Different, day!

What, we! Don't! Know...

All! The, souls! He, saves! Why! I, pray...

Heads! Or, tales? I'm, gonna! Like, it...

...

Buddha! Protected! By the, naga! Encased! In, scales...

I've, got! A, gold, award! A, statue!

And, lots! Of, applause!

Nice, shirt! Nice, shoes! Bogan, thugs! Gone, gay!

Turn! A, set, back! Into a, set, up!



Give, 'em! The, toilet, seat! Gimme! That...

Toilet, seat! (A) trophy! To, keep! Trophy! To, beat!

My, chest! Is, sore... (the/my) Golden! Toilet, seat!

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from THE FLESH IS TWISTED, released April 17, 2015
Ting/Moore

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