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PRETTY CHEESE CAKE
(Pretty future)
By Guy Moore
Dude... Don't, hurt! Yourself...
And, do! The, right! Thing...
"You're... In! Pain... In pain!
You probably, think this, bong, is, for you, don't! You...
You're... In! Pain... In, pain!
You probably, think this, bong, is (a), for you, for you..."
Don't, you...
...
"You're, future! Is, now... you're, future! Is, now!
Your, future..."
That's, what! I, say! That's, what! I, feel...
There, it! Is...
Can't! You, do! That, thing! With, your, hands?
... "close, eye..."
Responsible! And, sensitive!
Do, you! Know... What, that! Means?
The, archetype! Is, pretty! True...
Example... The, statue...
...
Sex! (Re) charges! The, soul!
...
The, phone! Never, rang! Any, way!
Go! And, win! Wimbledon...
If, that! Makes, yourself! Feel! Better...
And, it! Does... Cheers!
Not, competing! Is, cheating! Cheers...
Funny! Or, not... I'd, play! With, it...
Make a, new, movie! And, paint! The, t.v.!
Diego! Maradona... And, cheese, cake! Is, magic, enlisted!
Russ, meyer! And, akira! Kurasawa... Never, existed!
And the, left! Right! Paradigm! Will, serve, you! Fine...
...
I, love! Myself... In, ways! You, can't! Tell...
Stop! Imagining... Go, deep! Bruz'... Love's! There...
The, steel! And, black! Coals... You, feel! Are, real...
It's, not! Mickey, mouse! Music...
You, don't! Get! A, text, book! With, it!
So, if! You, guys! Are, reptillian! Reptoids...
I, want! To, see, it! Change, now!
But, please! Don't, eat! Me...
(And) Discredit! Yourself, cheaply...
When, you! Dismiss, others! Weekly... As a, weakey!
(I am) I'm! A, cheapie...
You, gotta! Like, me! You, gotta! Be...
Clear! And, high! In! The, sky...
No! I'm, not! A, sylph...
Like a, chimney! Blowin'! Smoke!
(I'm) your, favourite, milf! Mothers! Smoke, dope!
...
My, favourite! Utensil... Is! The, pencil!
You're, bimbo! Not, bhutto! Prayer... Charges! The, soul!
The, lies! Of, perception...
(You're) angry! Because, you lose!
It's, okay! If the, poor, man! Wins...
There'll, be! Smoke...
The, eyes! Of, direction... The, holy, joke!
...
Balance! Is, bi-polar...
A, fence! Could, not, keep! Their, love! Apart...
Gay, dog! Love... So! Smart...
When you, thought! The, "boss, character!" Was, you!
So! Funny... Look! At, it! From, my, point! Of, view...
It's! Not, true! But, I! Wrote, it! You, said! It...
Ha, ha! And, I'll! Repeat, it!
Because, I! Remember, it...
...
"You're, in! Pain... So, vain!
You probably, think, this song, is about, you... don't you..."
People! Are, so, dumbed! Down... Smiling! Fucking...
Stupid! Faces! Your, culture! Raped, away!
Giving, you! American, language! And, activities!
Because, you're! So, fucking, empty! And, lost...
You, call, it! "Positivity..." You (and I), can't, spell!
Check, your! "Posterity!" Well...
So, give, me! A, gang, sign! And, peace! Sign...
To, show, me! You're, verbally! And, spiritually, blind!
With, bling! As you, shake! Your, booty! And, bust...
(and) hold! Your, testicles! I, call... "Nuts!"
Because, you're! A, muppet! Of the, tentacle...
You, call! "Intellectual..." and, I! Don't! Like, it!
Because, you're! Competing! With, me! Just, like! Me...
Lying! And, cheating... Fighting! And, crying...
To, show! My, name... "I'm, not! Vain..."
But a, pain! In, my! Sight...
How the, fuck! Did, that! Happen? Well, it! "Happened..."
Didn't, it! (Doesn't, it...) don't, blame! Tiddelik...
...
I, am! An, ape! And, so! Are, you!
So, there! I'm, "Darwinian..."
It's all, tasmanian!
I'm, proud! To, be! A, feminist!
I('ll), always! Take, rejection! As a, compliment...
I'm a, proud! Feminist...
"Genuine..." Aussie! "Strine..." (the) Elitist!
I, already! Told, you... I'm! The, cheapest!
"I'll! Roll... you!"
...
I, don't! Know... And, it! Doesn't! Matter...
So, what's, all! The, chatter?!
"You're future, is now... you're future, is now..."
(You're a) pretty! Cheese, cake! With a, pretty! Future...
credits
from
Mind Machine ,
released November 19, 2014
Vocals and Lyrics ~ Mr. Ethereal
Music ~ Dr. Evil
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